(CNN) -- Entertainer Michael Jackson has died after being taken to a hospital on Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest, CNN has confirmed.
Damn son! Michael Jackson died today.
When I first heard the news about his heart attack I knew it was BAD, I figured the guy would pull through, if anyone could BEAT IT he could. Then TMZ put me on blast and I thought they were being reckless saying Jacko had passed, I figured THEY WANNA BE STARTIN' SOMETHING because REMEMBER THE TIME a few months back they reported he was deaded? Hell naw. But it's true...so true. Farrah Fawcett's death today was eclipsed by the pop star supernova. A sexy Farrah poster and a flaming Pepsi jeri curl passed each other like ships in the night.
R.I.P. Mike. Some say you were a kid fiddler, others say genius, in my eyes you were a musical mutha f*ckin' gaaaaaaawd...all respect due to my childhood hero.
Thanks to awolf for the link, I stole them sh*ts. Allen Iverson gets down in what might be the best youtoober I've seen all year. Prepare yourself for this one.
I might as well put up the infamous Artie Lange vs. Joe Buck video that has been circulating since early last week. Fat Artie has lost some weight! After his appearance Artie was banned from HBO. Banned from HBO? Yes he was banned from appearing on any HBO sports show forever-ever.
Dear HBO, please clean the sand out of your vagina...