Friday, June 26, 2009

ON MY GRIND LIKE KENNY BLOGGINS CHANGING FORMATS

New layout. I moved some crap around today because the videos were getting cut off in Internet Explorer. Let me know how it works out for you guys.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

GOOBY

This is Gooby. Gooby is the scariest movie ever created ever. Gooby is burned into my retinas. Pray for Gooby.

R.I.P. MJ

(CNN) -- Entertainer Michael Jackson has died after being taken to a hospital on Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest, CNN has confirmed.



Damn son! Michael Jackson died today.

When I first heard the news about his heart attack I knew it was BAD, I figured the guy would pull through, if anyone could BEAT IT he could. Then TMZ put me on blast and I thought they were being reckless saying Jacko had passed, I figured THEY WANNA BE STARTIN' SOMETHING because REMEMBER THE TIME a few months back they reported he was deaded? Hell naw. But it's true...so true. Farrah Fawcett's death today was eclipsed by the pop star supernova. A sexy Farrah poster and a flaming Pepsi jeri curl passed each other like ships in the night.

R.I.P. Mike. Some say you were a kid fiddler, others say genius, in my eyes you were a musical mutha f*ckin' gaaaaaaawd...all respect due to my childhood hero.

peace out homie

THE NEW BK SCHLONG DONGER

I don't even have to type anything for this one. You can make up your own dick jokes.

SPORTS DAY

Thanks to awolf for the link, I stole them sh*ts. Allen Iverson gets down in what might be the best youtoober I've seen all year. Prepare yourself for this one.

HOLY TURDS SHAQ GOT TRADED TO THE CAVS!

It's gonna be Shaq and Lebron??? This is ridiculous, I'm stoked. This is a perfect excuse to dump my favorite Shaq raps of all time!!!

"Kobe tell me how my ass taste! I'm a horse!"



Wednesday, June 24, 2009

PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES

the horror


IN TODAY'S OLD NEWS

I might as well put up the infamous Artie Lange vs. Joe Buck video that has been circulating since early last week. Fat Artie has lost some weight! After his appearance Artie was banned from HBO. Banned from HBO? Yes he was banned from appearing on any HBO sports show forever-ever.

Dear HBO, please clean the sand out of your vagina...



SNOOP & BUZZ

Here we have Snoop and Buzz Aldrin in the lab working on their next big hit (gratuitous weed joke). I already have my copy preordered on Amazon.com.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

STONE HENGE FOR THE MASSES

Hey I made a stone henge in my backyard. If you want to come by and check it out I charge $10 for admission. Don't try any funny stuff.





GRINGO STARR IS BACK ONLINE! CAN'T FIND FAT BOYS "COMING BACK HARD AGAIN" ON YOUTUBE SO MUST SETTLE FOR THIS...