In a brave move last December, the cast of "Broken Radio" called it quits leaving an empty hole in the world of audio podcasting. "It hasn't been the same since", said local milkman and altruist David Benson. "When I was doing my milk routes I would turn on Broken Radio and laugh my balls off. Nowadays I sit in my truck and jerk-off, it's not the same."
They couldn't have left us at a worse time. Earthquakes, meteors crashing into Russia, an impending nuclear conflict with North Korea...all of these events have culminated since Broken Radio hung up their headphones. I don't know how much more the world can take.
"It's not the same", muttered 80-year-old pot farmer Willie Greens. "I can't sleep at night, my crops have all turned brown, my dog ran away, my wife grew a mustache. This is bullshit. Bring back Broken Radio so I can live my life again!"
The episodes were classics, each episode more classic than the next. I suggest everyone reading this right now to drop everything you're doing and go and listen, laugh, and be free again. Cast members of Broken Radio could not be reached for comment. Their website brokenradio541.com is still online and all 30+ episodes are available for free download..
GRINGO ★
