DON'T CHOKE ON MY UTERUS!

Here we go, I like this. Apparently the cuddly fuzzy uterus pictured below is a cold blooded killer.



A small toy business with the charming name "i heart guts!" has issued a recall for their plush uterus. I don't know what's funnier, the fact that people actually buy stuffed uterus's for their children, or the wacky lighthearted "OH NO UTERUS RECALL!" logo posted on their site here:

http://www.iheartguts.com/


"I Heart Guts is the brainchild of an anatomically obsessed illustrator who loves internal organs and all they do."






Anatomically obsessed? Keep this guy away from children. I also noticed that they only offer safe, politically correct organs. You wont find any plush testicles or colons on this website, at least I don't think you will, I'm not anatomically savvy enough to know what most of this sh*t actually is. Awesome.



UPDATE! They actually do sell balls on their website. I found these two nads hanging around in the "Sexy Reproductive System Sticker Set".