LARRY FLYNT ASKS FOR PRON BAILOUT?

Hey it's Larry Flynt, I know him. I saw a movie once where Woody Harrelson portrayed his life. It was a good flick.

Now normally I would scoff at the thought of government bailouts...but here is a bailout I can really get behind. PORN! Flynt is asking for a $5 billion bailout of the porn industry. His justification? People are too depressed to whack it anymore.

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," said Flynt. "This is very unhealthy as a nation... It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America."



Hey now! Let's get the ball rolling on this one America. We need bigger and better bolt-on jublies for the ladies, we need Steven Speilberg directing porn movies with 3-D double-penetration scenes and Burger King tie-ins. The time is now! Get off your asses! Or maybe you could just google up some porn and get yourself undepressed? But I digress.

Larry Flynt we here at The Gringo Starr salute you, a true American, a true patriot. Salude.