Bank robberies. In these delicate times of financial chaos the crooks have finally stepped their game up. Two nights ago thieves managed to set-up a fake chimney on top of a Brooklyn bank, allowing them to cut a giant hole in the roof with super villain cutting tools. 60 safe deposit boxes were stolen according to the NY Post*.
"The burglars - captured on surveillance cameras - operated heavy-duty blowtorches normally used under water to slice through the roof and enter the Astoria Federal Savings Bank on East Second Street and 18th Avenue in Borough Park. Bank employees discovered the break-in yesterday morning. The powerful tools were left at the scene and at a nearby construction site. A perfectly extracted circular slab of concrete from the roof was found nearby."
Bravo criminals! You’re officially in the running for best bank heist of 2009!!!
(although it’s really going to be reeeeally tough to beat the 2008 Craigslist banditos)
which you can read about here
*The NY Post is a periodical often chastised by 90’s super group Public Enemy
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